Mandatory Call to Service (Industry)

So now that DADT is finally moving right along into oblivion, it seems as though the United States government is finally getting a bit of a clue.  Hopefully, by creating a more open environment, the US armed forces will educate not only soldiers but the rest of America on how to be more accepting and less judgmental - at the least help Americans become a little less ignorant.   Personally, I think we should keep the ball rolling with that idea and I have the perfect suggestion for our government's next move.

In Israel, Finland, and other countries there are laws in place, mandating that once adolescents finish high school (or whatever that country's equivalent is), they must serve a certain amount of time in the military.  Great idea.  It teaches kids discipline, respect, some real world skills, and probably buffs 'em up a little so they're better prepared for the adult dating world.

I'm not suggesting we do this in America.  As my lack of success in gym class might suggest, I am physical activity's biggest fan, unless you're talking dancing or walking and occasionally yoga - but I'm pretty sure being in the army requires a little more than being able to pirouette or do a good down dog once in a while.

What I AM suggesting is that we instate a similar program, whereby all adolescents (boys and girls) must work in the service industry for a minimum of 6 months before they turn 21.  That means, retail, restaurants, coffee shops, whatever.  As long as they get experience dealing with the stupidity of the rest of mankind.

Think about it.  If this was a reality, next time you walk into a restaurant and the hostess tells you it's a half our wait, and it turns out to be an hour, maybe you'll realize that it's NOT because she's a liar, it's because there's no exact science to estimating how long people will take to eat their meal.  Or maybe when you walk into a small boutique, you won't treat the shopgirl like she's incompetent just because she's working retail, because you will have been in the same position.

I truly believe that this mandatory call of 'duty' would make us all better people and make our future experiences at restaurants, cafes, and retail store much more enjoyable.

Think about it, Obama, baby.