Antichrist

Life Finds A Way

Once upon a time, I met Jeff Goldblum

"We're siamese twins.  They want us to have an operation, but I don't think we're going to..." he crooned.

"You're an actress, aren't you?"

"Oh?  you're from Philly?  Why, I'm from Pittsburgh."

After watching the fly, and trying to block out any part of it after you start developing actual fly hairs on your back, I remembered how much I'm still kicking myself for not saying more to you.

Jeff, if you see this, I am an actress and you should make me famous.